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1. Cracksmokingshirts.com - Hilarious Funny t-shirts, offensive funny t shirts
On May 10th 2003, Beniko, Profits and Kelly Marie moved into The Wicked Crib. We knew after our first hot tub party, that this was not going to be just an ordinary household.
We spent a long, hot summer working our crappy 9-5's, drinking, smoking and hottubbing. It was around this time that Profits purchased an online business that came with a commercial transfer press for making T-shirts. The business was not quite what Profits had hoped for and as such, it quickly fell by the way side.
Around Mid September, Beniko was looking at He-man images online. He found a perfect Skeletor image and decided he needed to make a shirt out of it. We drug out the press which had been collecting dust since summer and our first shirt was born.
We decided that we needed to share the hilarity of our shirts with the world and began posting them on eBay. We weren't surprised that they sold, but we didn't expect them to sell so well. We were having such a great time selling these shirts that we knew we needed to make more. Being as witty and brilliant as we are, this was quite an easy task.
Soon we had an entire arsenal of shirt designs. The three of us each have our own talents to add to our new business, which we utilized to get our site up and running. In mid October 2003, six months after becoming roommates, we officially became business partners. Our site was launched and the rest is CrackSmokin' history.
Beniko is our main designer. If you love our site you have him to thank for it. While we all come up with silly phrases, it is Beniko who draws up our images and makes them work. This talented 27 year old has been in the web design business since graduating high school, getting his start at Thriveonline, an internet health website.
Aside from designing, Beniko is also a talented guitar player has done several American and Canadian Tours. His band, All Shall Perish is some of te sickest metal you have ever heard, check them out! In his free time, Beniko enjoys... oh wait, this boy HAS no free time!
KELLY MARIE: Chances are, if you have sent an email to us, Kelly Marie is the one who responded. Kelly's duties with the business include: processing orders, printing invoices and packing and shipping the orders. Also dealing with all your emails on a daily basis. She tries her best to be nice and deliver the kind of customer service that she would expect from a company. So be nice to her when you write!
Kelly enjoys reading and photography and is a Reality TV and Web community junkie. She loves to have parties at the crib and is thankful for Profits' camera because she normally doesn't remember much of what goes on at these parties. On top of all this, she is also Beniko's ever faithful bitch.
Profits is the business man in blue jeans. Significantly older than the rest of us, he has years of experience in business and accounting that the rest of us certainly don't. Profits is the man who deals with the receipts, buying bulk orders of shirts, payroll and tax issues. Basically all the boring stuff that we have never cared enough to learn.
Profits drinks a lot of budwieser and runs warehousewrestling.com. He watches a lot of reality TV and CKY videos and always has his video camera ready in case something funny happens. Despite his graying beard, Profits really is young at heart.

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2. Funny T-shirts, Vintage T-Shirts, Funny Vintage T-shirts
Although this picture is a bit old (taken in 2000) we still basically all look the same. Gwar, on the right, did cut off his split ends and I changed lip liner but overall not much has changed. We are still on tour in Japan, churning out hard driving rock ballads with 20 minute guitar solos night after night and printing kick ass t-shirts for world consumption. Ok, ok here is the real story.
TrippinTees.com is an internet venture launched by ANR Ventures on July 1st, 2004. We are a small group of people that party all night and sleep all day, but still manage to print and ship all these luscious t-shirts. We strive to deliver t-shirts and other casual wear that will make you look cool, seem cute to the opposite sex and make others jealous of your wit and satirical edginess. It's our bag baby. We do censor ourselves (believe it or not) and are not out to offend anyone, just make people laugh. If you find anything on our web site offensive, we are sorry, that is not our intent.
TrippinTees.com offers discounted wholesale volume pricing to retailers. Our minimums are low and our turn around is quick. Contact us for more information.
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3. Nerdy Shirts :: The Most Awesome Shirts in the World
Once upon a time, under the sunny Southern California summer sun, two friends named Myke and Jacob were sitting by to a pool. A conversation probably about Google was cut short as a shadow was cast in front of them. They looked up and saw a portly figure. Blinded by the unforgiving sun, they could only make out his silhouette. As their pupils strained to adjust, they could see his shirt. Then, as quickly and mysteriously as he appeared, he was gone. He most likely disappeared into thin air, although he might have cannon balled into the pool.
Though Myke & Jacob's encounter was brief, they remembered one thing - his shirt. His shirt wasn't anything special though. In fact, it was pretty ordinary. It was, however, this encounter which sparked a sudden moment of inspiration.
"We should make some awesome nerdy shirts."
Exactly one year later, in the year Two Thousand and Four, Nerdy Shirts was born. Using only the highest quality t-shirts made of the softest, well crafted fabric sewn into the most perfect cut shirts available, Nerdy Shirts is proud to offer not only shirts with nerdily fantastic designs, but shirts that will make you look darn good.
Two years later, in the year Two Thousand and Six, Myke and Jacob met William, a friendly British chap fresh from the UK. He brought a new perspective, innovative ideas and an English accent, which drives the ladies crazy. A few weeks later, William joined the NerdyShirts team and the three of them formed MyFatRobot, a web production company to house their many avant-garde ideas & magical website projects.
We set out to find the perfect shirts to use for our designs. After visiting a few shirt companies we chose American Apparel because they had the highest quality t-shirts on the market. They are perfectly cut so they fit great, the threads in the fabric are spun tighter than most shirts which makes them soft, light and very comfortable. Best of all, they are made in Downtown L.A., not by a 7 year old starving child in an Indonesian sweatshop.

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4. Vintage T-Shirts, Vintage Tshirts, Tees at PalmerCash.com
Welcome to PalmerCash, your source for Vintage T-Shirts and Vintage Iron-ons. You might think that once summer is past, PalmerCash and his collection of random, funny, vintage, artsy tees and t-shirts head for hibernation. Well, it just ain't so. PalmerCash has actually been working. Yes, it's true. And because of this we are adding dozens and dozens of funktified new vintage t-shirts, hoodies, and other random fun throughout the Winter. And come Spring we'll have many many more vintage, graphic, funny, random tees and t-shirts for your enjoyment.
Well PalmerCash is a man with a Degree in Nothing and a Minor in Spanish, yet he thinks he knows everything and can't speak a word of Spanish (Unless he's asking for a beer or a bathroom). He's been a businessman all his life. From making fake ID's at 15, to committing bank fraud by 17.
In College he gave up his illegal ways, as prison was quite the deterrent. And he moved on to stocks, day trading, and options. Business school was boring and he soon learned his professors really didn't know much, as his head grew in proportion to his portfolio. Eventually he changed his major to General Studies and spent a year at the University in Costa Rica where he studied everything from booze to women, but not a bit of Spanish.
Post college PalmerCash spent time traveling, skiing, and spending his savings and winnings from the market. But when the bank account approached $0.00, Mr. Cash took a job, and after a week he realized this was not a good thing. For the next few years he refers to as the 'Dark Ages' he worked for pennies, skied less than he should, and led a somewhat average life. But with a little luck, a second mortgage, and a lot of credit card debt, PalmerCash the website was born. And once again our hero is happy and drunk.

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